"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
You thought my paranormal/creepy section was scary? Well aren’t you glad things there aren’t true (mostly).
Here we have something realistic: SNAKES THAT CAN OPEN DOORS.
We have terrifying things in real life too.
What the fuck this is the cutest thing ever he just plops down like wee im a snake how horrifying